Siamese Twins

if you want Yin
feel free, take her
there she is --
your next Olympic bed-jumping partner
all you ever wanted

now, if you DON'T want Yang,
I'll tell you the secret
-- you're out of luck

here he comes
the next morning
with a shot-gun

he is attached to the mistress
they are like Siamese twins
attached at the hip
spinning in harmony
until a bozo like you comes along
and thinks you can enjoy one
without the other

and when Yang comes
you will swear off womanizing
for life

and this will last
until Yin seduces you again

I'm not saying you have to swear off romance
or pleasure, no
you'd just be inviting the same cycle
but in reverse

you don't have to forego Yin
just respect Her
while keeping your wits about you

then when Yang comes in the morning
He will come with a soft mat
for meditation or exercise;
He will come with coffee or chai

he will come as your servant
and your confidant

this is the Way
this is happiness
and true contentment